The Phantom Flag Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.