The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Redman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.