The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Redman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Redman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.