The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Redman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Redman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.