The Late Scratch Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Redman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.