The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Redman, that's a flag." Redman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Redman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.