The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Redman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.