The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Redman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Redman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.