The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Redman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.