The Hamstring Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Ref: "Number Redman, that's a flag." Redman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Redman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Redman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.