The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Redman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
75%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Redman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.