The Phantom Flag Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Redman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.