The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Redman's stadium. Only over Redman.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Redman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Redman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.