The Hamstring Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Redman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Redman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.