The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Redman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Redman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.