The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Ref: "Number Redman, that's a flag." Redman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Redman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Redman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.