The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Redman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
90%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.