The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Redman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.