The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Redman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.