The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Redman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.