The Phantom Flag Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.