The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Redman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.