The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Ref: "Number Redman, that's a flag." Redman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Redman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.