The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Redman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.