The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Redman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Redman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Redman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.