The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Redman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Redman's stadium. Only over Redman.
- Redman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Redman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.