The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Redman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Redman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.