The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Redman is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Redman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.