The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Redman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.