The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Redman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Redman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Redman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.