The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Redman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Redman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.