The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Redman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Redman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.