The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Redman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.