The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A mysterious flag erases Redman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Redman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.