The Hamstring Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Redman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Redman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.