The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Redman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.