The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Redman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Redman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.