The Phantom Flag Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Redman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Redman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.