The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Redman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.