The Hamstring Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Redman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Redman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.