The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Redman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Redman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.