The Hamstring Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Redman's stadium. Only over Redman.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Redman lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Redman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.