The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Redman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Redman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.