The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Redman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Redman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Redman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.