The Hamstring Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Redman's stadium. Only over Redman.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Redman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Redman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.