The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Lloyd's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lloyd, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.