The Hamstring Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lloyd's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Lloyd scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.