The Phantom Flag Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.