The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Taylor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.