The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Taylor runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
91%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.